Monday, October 10, 2011

sometimes these things write themselves, again

these are the top 35 keywords, over the past month, that people have used to end up at cyberallens.com. only one of them actually pertains to the site. all i can gather from this is that a bunch of people want to dress up like fay wray for halloween and that there are far too many people searching for unicorn tattoos. and what the fuck do crystals have to do with the porta portese? *sigh.*

11 Visits 4.35% crystals porta portese
9 Visits 3.56% old american flag
8 Visits 3.16% fay wray costume
6 Visits 2.37% gay unicorn dolphin rainbow tattoo
5 Visits 1.98% 1930 tilt a whirl
5 Visits 1.98% allen family bermuda triangle
4 Visits 1.58% ann darrow costume
4 Visits 1.58% bermuda triangle stories
4 Visits 1.58% CIRCUS TRAILER
4 Visits 1.58% el kookooee
4 Visits 1.58% forbidden gardens katy texas
4 Visits 1.58% moriondo e gariglio
4 Visits 1.58% naked roma children
3 Visits 1.19% diapered kids
3 Visits 1.19% fay wray king kong costume
3 Visits 1.19% halloween postcards
3 Visits 1.19% jock strap
3 Visits 1.19% meals on wheels interior
3 Visits 1.19% neo nazi tattoos
3 Visits 1.19% panda stupid
3 Visits 1.19% real men like unicorns pee
3 Visits 1.19% unicorn peeing
2 Visits 0.79% bermuda island tattoo
2 Visits 0.79% fontana delle anfore
2 Visits 0.79% gay triangle tattoos
2 Visits 0.79% gay unicorn nazi tattoo
2 Visits 0.79% jock support
2 Visits 0.79% king kong anne darrow
2 Visits 0.79% nazi unicorn tattoo
2 Visits 0.79% real men like unicorns
2 Visits 0.79% unicorn cupcake peeing rainbow tattoo
2 Visits 0.79% unicorn guy
2 Visits 0.79% unicorn pee
2 Visits 0.79% unicorn peeing a rainbow
2 Visits 0.79% unicorns humping
2 Visits 0.79% unicorns pee rainbows

1 comment:

  1. "Gay Unicorn Nazi Tattoo"? Really? I didn't know you could get such a thing considering the Nazi's hate the gays... :)

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