let me preface this story by stating that i don't even let brown dog poo on his own lawn, much less do i invite others to do so.
our yard starts beyond a ravine, 40 feet from the sidewalk. i worked my ass off clearing the area and we paid a fortune to get sod installed. and if my asshole, down-the-street-neighbor's dog comes over and shits on my lawn one more time, i'm fucking shooting it. or the neighbor. or both. i actually confronted him out there tonight as he stood and directed his dog to poo on my lawn, 20 feet beyond where the grass starts. and down-the-street-neighbor fucking denied the dog was doing it while the dog was literally in the process of crapping not 10 feet away from me. i'm thinking i should have picked up the alleged not-happening poo and chucked it at him to see if he'd like to change his position...but i refrained. i have no idea what fucking alternate reality this asshole lives in, but in the one i and my yard inhabit we are getting shat upon.
the only remotely funny side to this was that i was actually holding an air rifle while i was yelling at the guy. brown dog was inside barking his head off at what i thought was a raccoon (we've got a different problem with them), so i was ready to shoot something. the dude is obviously blind as a bat, but that still doesn't excuse the assholeness. poor brown dog--he's not even allowed to go on his own grass.
he's totally getting a flaming bag of his own dog's poo on his front porch soon.