i'm not sure what kind of turkey needs this type of attention, but this looks remarkably similar to how i was handled in ob/gyn 6 and 12 years ago at the UIHC. FYI guys: no woman wants to receive this card. EVER.
happy thanksgiving season! an annual tradition at work here: displaying a few vintage postcards to make you scratch your head and wonder why on earth anyone would have ever sent these to their friends and loved ones. or perhaps they weren't so loved--whatever. enjoy!
"dude! that new guy who just moved here has like a 20 pound turkey he's not sharing! i'm calling him sir heap shitty neighbor from now on."
sometimes confusion is the best way to handle the holidays, and even the dog looks befuddled at this one
american maid holding a flaming...plate of molten lava? seriously, what is that?
a knife-wielding child ≠ a peaceful thanksgiving
and now for some international flavors:
"HABEN SIE EIN GUT THANKSGIVING! MACHT SCHNELL!!"
the british are coming! and they've brought a dressed turkey.
well, at least the turkey is accurate...although chinese turkey might be delicious
and a cowboy thanksgiving! that's international, right?