me, after downloading pictures onto my computer: "rich, goddamnit, do NOT use my camera to take pictures of ass! whose ass is this anyway? why is it on my camera?"
rich, giggling: "talk to your son. it was his idea."
me, horrified: "am i looking at gus' ass? why am i looking at any ass--this is MY camera! i want no more ass on my camera. period."
rich: "could you be more of an oldest child? learn to share!"
me: "there's ass on my camera. i'm distraught."
rich: "gus thought you'd think it was funny--i told him you wouldn't. do you really think it's an ass? he must have done it pretty good then."
me: "...it looks like an ass..."
rich: "it's his elbow, the crook of his arm as it were. april fool's!"
THEY TOTALLY GOT ME!
evil genius and his minion
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