the good news is that this is how you would order them in italy, too (except "flat white"--i have never heard of that before, and i'm pretty sure you'd get a surly response from any self-respecting italian barista for ordering such). the bad news, of course, is that we're not in italy. damnit. add "caffe freddo" for an iced sweet coffee to make the list complete (and please let me know if i am forgetting any others). also, no cappuccinos after breakfast in italy--it is molto bad form. i am off to pretend i am in rome and overcaffeinate myself.