...but this is definitely one of the best. yesterday rich was in surgery all day and his last patient was an aging queen, with full-on manicured french tips and everything, who was getting his lids done. by all accounts he was one of the most entertaining patients the ASC has had in a looooong time. as he was going under, he started telling really dirty texas jokes. this was rich's favorite:
a blonde a&m girl gets pulled over for speeding on a desolate texas highway. the officer demands license and registration; the girl hands over her license, leans over, and fumbles around in her glove compartment for the registration. when she turns around she sees the officer has whipped out his penis and has stuck it through her window. "oh shit," she says, "not another breathalyzer."
sorry, i couldn't resist.